Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's blow job season.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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