i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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