I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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