what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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