also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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