Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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