allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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