I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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