Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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