you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm bleeding and have questions
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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