You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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