Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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