As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
and you fell through a lawn chair
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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