i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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