So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
This baby is an asshole
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
