have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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