now i know why i became what i already was.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
