I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
