Sry I called you an 8
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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