I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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