i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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