Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Hippo gnu deer
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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