Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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