Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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