So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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