Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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