do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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