I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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