so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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