FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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