Just fell off a train. Bad.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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