I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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