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(330): View more from Ohio

when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk

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(415): View more from California

If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%

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(631): View more from New York

there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"

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(701): View more from North Dakota

two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

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(813): View more from Florida

Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.

(1-813): View more from Florida

I ordered a moonbounce.

(813): View more from Florida

Fuck, you win.

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(650): View more from California

dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king

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(417): View more from Missouri

Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level

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(619): View more from California

I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.

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