yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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