i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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