no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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