You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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