she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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