im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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