We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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