I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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