we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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