Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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