Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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