Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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