check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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