Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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