How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
