Who did Billy Mays play for?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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