i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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