Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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