I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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