felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
What drink are we having for lunch?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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